pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

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wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(Source: tinylobelia, via somerepulsiveimp)

baboushkat:

do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

(Source: baebees, via vesperlynds)

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groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

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I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

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vintagegal:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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"Maybe Mommy’s right. I never do anything right."

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upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

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posibabe:

this is so cute oh my goodness

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joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

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